I Want This Guy to Be My Personal Life Coach

Maybe the lack of shit talking bullies in my life after high school, like Eric Kelly, is the reason why I was never motivated enough to reach my full potential, and thus, sometimes feel like I suck at life. He had to give up boxing because of an eye injury by pool cue he sustained in a street fight. How much you wanna bet he talked just as much shit before the injury as he does now? Be sure and watch it through to the end where Eric busts a short rap.